Just wanted to share this

Random guy on fetlife who messaged me for no reason: liked your profile, just wanted to say hi.

Me: :-) Hi. I checked your profile out as well. It was a little enigmatic. Tell me more about yourself.

RG: Anything in particular that you'd like to know?

Me: Nope. Nothing in particular. Time to be creative.

RG: I'm well traveled, handsome, I've got jokes, and I run the hat factory. How about you?

Me(in about two minutes): I'm well traveled, of average appearance, I laugh at jokes and occasionally make them when I get a divine spark of witticism, and I work a dead end job. If I were more attractive and didn't entertain thoughts of one day working for the government, I would work a better dead end job as a sex worker, because they make bank. Then again, the idea of choking down a few hundred loads makes me want to hurl, so maybe not. As things stand, though, I'm a normal person trying to make it by in a harsh economy.

Aside from that, I'm wicked smart and showed promise once upon seven months ago. I'm also sarcastic, though I'm sure it wasn't obvious. :-P

Me(a few minutes later after a face-palm moment): Oh, and I sometimes forget that exchanging letters is an act of reciprocity, and that one person must out-do the other in both querying and stating details in order to elicit a response from the other party. I also forget how to ask normal-people questions, such as "what do you like to do in your spare time, assuming you have it?" and "what kind of music/art/cinema/food do you enjoy?" I prefer to go straight for questions like, "Some people think that in order to attain perfection, one must effectively sell one's soul to the devil. What are your thoughts?"

So, what do you do in your spare time? What kind of music/art/cinema/food do you enjoy consuming (visually, aurally, or digestively)? What are your thoughts on the above statement? Also, (even though I have googled the hat factory and know that it is a music venue of some kind) I would love to hear you describe it in your words.

I haven't heard from the guy.

Was it something I said?