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Tuesday, February 2, 2010

The (semi) Instant Remedy for Inefficiency-Stress

1. Take a shower
2. Let your hair dry the way the good lord meant it to.
3. Drink a glass of ice water (five parts ice, one part water).
4. Prepare dinner:
a. get some Ritz crackers.
b. cut up some cheddar cheese.
c. get leftover chicken breast slices and leave them cold.
d. salt and pepper the cold chicken.
e. get some green grapes and cut them in half.
f. stack thus: (from bottom to top) Ritz cracker, slice of cheese, piece of chicken, three grape halves.
g. Eat whole (like sushi)
And finally....
5. Get a hug from Mo, who gives THE BEST hugs in the world.

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